SWAT's new? not much.

While sitting behind my apt (shying away from the SWAT team in the neighborhood). I just wanted to mind my own business aka listen to the scanner for updates on the possible gunman. So yet again, I find myself enjoying the beautiful day, while becoming more and more thankful for law enforcement. Suddenly, I found the need to take things into my own hands. I got up. Ran around the garage and yelled, "Knock it off! Someone's going to get hurt.. and I'm not afraid to tell their parents!" They ran away, scared. Problem solved.
... little chumps were throwing rocks over the garage.. and coming a little too close for comfort to my head, cars, windows, MY HEAD!
... mean while, SWAT team is still surrounding a house a few blocks away.

(ps anyone catch on to the title? SWAT's new?... so-what's new? HILARIOUS, i know)